The Snow Giraffe Blogs

Why is USA teabagging Obama?

Yo Seattle! I heard you like haikus so I put a butt in your haiku so you can poo haikus.
I like big butts and
I cannot lie. You other
brothers can’t deny. - Sir Mix-A-Lot from Baby got Back

Wasatch National Forest: Land of many uses. What should I use it for?

Bye bye utah. I learned a lot this winter. Yet another utarded list.

I dont care if you dont want to hear about my virtual, yet highly available shoe.

biggest dent in snowboard ever from 12 ft storm.

Colbert mentioned twat to Twitter co-founder biz stone. I mention my new favorite word Utarded to anyone who wants to listen.