The Snow Giraffe Blogs

Welcome to Wyoming: land of cowboy pow, billionaires, and JHOLES.

Japan is one of those places you be in forever and never really understand wtf is going on. Sort of like a weird dream where half naked body builders are chasing after football players who have run off with the creatine. Now with Panda for Wii!

Wasatch National Forest: Land of many uses. What should I use it for?

biggest dent in snowboard ever from 12 ft storm.

Colbert mentioned twat to Twitter co-founder biz stone. I mention my new favorite word Utarded to anyone who wants to listen.

Sometimes the impossible happens: your jacuzzi is too hot, there is too much snow or like the old Chinese proverb goes, you throw your meat bun at a dog. Here is a list of the top 3 snow too much snow related closures in the life of the snow giraffe.

Snow Giraffe Sitings!
I have nothing to do with this awesome snow giraffe blog. But I agree with everything in it. Apparently there are other snow giraffes out there waiting to for big dumps gnar and pow!
Sweetness!

This week for the first time I rode a splitboard.

Is gnar and pow the same?

In addition to gondola and trams, we must consider funicular.