The Snow Giraffe Blogs

California banned Sparks energy drink but hey, Vegas baby. Still has Sparks!

This week for the first time I rode a splitboard.

Is gnar and pow the same?

In addition to gondola and trams, we must consider funicular.

Best List of How To Lists ever.

This photo from National Geographic made my crapolicious day turn to awesome. He is so much bigger than his friends! I can identify with this giraffe. I bet he knows how to snowboard and program Rails. I bet he even likes Sparks energy drinks and drinks them on the mountain or at 5pm.

The snow is so sweet in here! I’m in Utah, sister (wife)! should be LMFAOs next remix.

The snow giraffe is very rare. It only drinks the tears of the almost as rare snow leopard. It took years to photograph the snow giraffe in its natural habitat. The snow giraffe is not to be confused with the 11lb Shetland giraffe that is bred only in captivity. The Shetland giraffe drinks urine. Urine [...]