The Snow Giraffe Blogs

Meet the Olympic mascots and other mildly related topics of interest.

Why is USA teabagging Obama?

Yo Seattle! I heard you like haikus so I put a butt in your haiku so you can poo haikus.
I like big butts and
I cannot lie. You other
brothers can’t deny. - Sir Mix-A-Lot from Baby got Back

Bye bye utah. I learned a lot this winter. Yet another utarded list.

Colbert mentioned twat to Twitter co-founder biz stone. I mention my new favorite word Utarded to anyone who wants to listen.

Sometimes the impossible happens: your jacuzzi is too hot, there is too much snow or like the old Chinese proverb goes, you throw your meat bun at a dog. Here is a list of the top 3 snow too much snow related closures in the life of the snow giraffe.

Peeps are gross. Do not lick.

Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer recently played Provo, UT.

Snow Giraffe Sitings!
I have nothing to do with this awesome snow giraffe blog. But I agree with everything in it. Apparently there are other snow giraffes out there waiting to for big dumps gnar and pow!
Sweetness!

Blythe is confused as to why Utah people are referring to deep fried elephant ears as scones and angry that she has to eat it not at the fair.