The Snow Giraffe Blogs

James was rocking in Snowbird's snow tunnel. Its like a Disneyland ride but the other side has fresh pow gnar funtime instead of some lame ride!

My friend James visited to ski and see some Sundance films and played the awesome new song I’m in Miami, Bitch for me by LMFAO. The watered down radio version is I’m in LA, trick. Well, I don’t know if a trick is better than a bitch, but I’m in Utah, sister (wife)! you look so sick in that pocka-dot unitard, bra! (Bra = brother if you dont speak ski).

I like these titles too: I’m in Seattle, Slapper, and Estoy en Buenos Aires, putita!
Unfortunately James is from the hateful state of California where the yucky snowflakes go like in one remixed version of this commercial.

This reminds of the reasons I came to Utah:

the best snow ever

Seriously, if Utah was known for its rain like Seattle, or crazy often hipsters like San Fran I would never ever come here. Never ever.  I mean, in order to put it in perspective, who would put up with  the terrible and confusing liquor laws requiring you to buy memberships to every bar and drink the 3.2% beer water? This is really not ok, but snowboarding chunder in the rain is never ever ok. FACT. Ok?! Utah’s pow is deep and dry and the best I ever had. Ever. Ever. FACT. Sometimes you have to prioritize and  I choose the pretty pow pow! But so can you! The Wasatch and I are always looking for a few good sister wives.

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